I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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