Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Drunk is not a location!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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