i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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