is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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