Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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