I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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