They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
they need to just BURY HIM!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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