i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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