they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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