my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
