Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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