why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish you could order shots online.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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