my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just want nice things and good sex
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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