shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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