can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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