Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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