i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize
