im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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