Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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