it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
