Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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