i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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