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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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