I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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