Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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