my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My vagina is very pro this idea
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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