Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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