Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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