How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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