I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
