Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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