No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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