Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I had to cum in my sink.
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