their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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