You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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