You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Randomize
