I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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