can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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