I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It's just like the Real World with babies
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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