Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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