Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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