I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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