My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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