i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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