I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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