I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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