Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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