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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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