Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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