I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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